thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

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awellroundedboy:

Promise that you will sing about me…

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naomiknight17:

ukehongbin:

IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THE GODZILLA CHARACTER DESIGNS WIKIPAGE

HE’S

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SO

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FUCKING

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CUTE

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AND SUDDENLY HE BECAME THIS HOT LIKE

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WHO GAVE YOU THE DAMN RIGHT TO BE SO SEXY I AM WEAK IN MY KNEES AND I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH YOUR THICK TAIL

You need Jesus

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